交友APP之至今無法忘懷的開場

交友軟體上男人的開場白無奇不有,有的老套到你想翻白眼,有的無聊到你都不知道你為何還在跟他聊天,有的更像是身家調查。

 

A先生的開場是我至今想到還會微笑的一個(以下對話全英文因為A先生是華僑)

 

Hey! Question. Do you like prunes?

To an extent? They are a bit sweet for me. You are talking about the fruit right?

Yeee, the dry plums haha. But dang, l’ve just checked and don’t have any left. Can I offer you some date instead?

Hahaha how nice of you, I prefer dates in scones.

Date scone for our date then?

How can you be certain I’ll agree to that date?

Haha umm because it’ll obviously be the best date you’ve ever been on *money back guaranteed. Terms and conditions apply*

Terms and conditions is what you read first anyway

Still not convinced? Confirm the date in the next 30 minutes and not only will you get a date scone but you’ll get a coffee too! But this special deal is for a limited time only! That’s $3.50 additional value. But wait there’s more, if you confirm now, you’ll also get quality bands from the one and only banter king (Alan)

Hahahahaha. Do you say the same thing to every girl? Gotta give you the credit, it’s amusing, good one.

Nah, you’re the first. Your 30 minutes is up, deal is over

No worries, I sure that’s not your best deal. You can do better

Wow! Thought that was a pretty legit deal!

至今最好笑的開場白

至今我們都沒見過面

至今我們還留有對方IG

至今我們還是住在不同城市

至今我們也沒有想過要見面

 

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